But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep.

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

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did you know that if people dont know something or make a mistake you can educate them without being an asshole and hurting their feelings

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Wayne Brady Calls ‘Bullshit’ On Bill Maher: ‘I Will Beat Your Ass In Public’ For Questioning My Black Cred

Speaking to Marc Lamont Hill on HuffPost Live Monday, Brady reaffirmed his desire to “beat [Maher’s] ass in public” for saying President Obama, like Wayne Brady, is not a “real black” man.

Maher first explained his desire for Obama to be a “real black president” who “lifts up his shirt so they can see the gun in his pants” during a monologue in 2010. Subsequently, Maher referred to Obama as “your Wayne Brady,” a characterization that put into question the African-American credentials of both Obama and Brady.